Peekaboo it's a Lesbian!

Here goes my first blog... Ginger and I were out at a bar recently and had made friends with the guys that were sitting next to us. They were pretty cool and quite funny. One of them pointed out a person at the end of the bar with a video camera. We spent about an hour debating whether this person was a man or a woman until we came to the definitive conclusion that it was just an incredibly unattractive woman. I can't give a better description than that because the visual of what happened that night is too horrifying.

We notice that she was not really taping anything with her camera, it was just sitting on the bar. So out of curiosity I decide to lean around the other bar patrons and ask her what she was taping. That was my first mistake. She gives me some story about how she is video taping the band. Yadda yadda her brother plays the guitar, free drinks, you get the gist. She then proceeds to tell me that she would love to interview me about the band for part of her video. I am a little weirded out by this, but don't really think much of it and politely say "eh maybe later". Second mistake.

So time passes, Ginger and our new friends and I go into the back of the bar to play a few rounds of darts. The whiskey is flowing and all is well.

This is where the story gets a little graphic. I headed into the bathroom. Enough said. I was sitting on toilet tinkling and for whatever the reason I looked up, and there was the he-she peeping down on me over the top of the stall! I jumped up doing a two-in-one stand and pull on your pants all at once maneuver, and she says to me "my god you're a tall woman"! The look on my face must have been enough of a statement because she then said "it's OK I liked it". I ran out of the bathroom so fast I didn't even notice if she had the video camera with her.

Needless to say that was possibly the worst ten seconds of my life, and I am now very alert when in public bathrooms. As if I wasn't already freaked out about how dirty they are, now I have to worry about lesbians trying to get a free show, and the potential of there being a tape of me peeing on you tube! Just what I needed.

Jame-o (you tube peeing girl)