Last weekend I was out having drinks with a friend and we decided to stop at a Taco Bell Pizza Hut combo fast food joint before parting ways at the end of the night. It was late on a Friday night, and I was wearing a party dress looking quite hot if I do say so myself.
My friend was waiting up at the counter for his food, and since four inch heels at 3:00 in the morning are practically a death trap I decided to sit and wait at a table. I am sitting there by myself eating my personal pan pizza and mini gangster comes over and warbles something along the lines of 'yo shawty you by yo selllf?' Hmmm yes actually I do get all dressed up to come to the Taco Bell Pizza Hut late at night on a Saturday just to... I don't know hope that a boy who is not old enough to buy me a drink or know that pants are made to cover your butt would ask me out.
Just in case you were wondering where you could pick up a teenage mini G- you're welcome.
Jame-o
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